ABOUT MICHAEL
Oh geez. I hate these things. No matter what I say, it’s going to sound poncey, and let’s face it: this is the literary equivalent of farting in your hand and smelling it. Nobody reads them and bios never sold a book. So I tell you what—why not buy one of my books and come up with your own paragraph about what you think of me. You don’t even have to write it down if you don’t want to. You don’t even have to come up with it in the first place. Just buy a book and everybody wins.
Latest BLOG POSTS
How to Look After Someone Else’s Goldfish [The Evil Jellyfish Saga, Part 5]
Mr Herschell from downstairs has the weirdest friggin’ goldfish! Lucky for him, I have some pretty solid experience looking after peculiar pets. Here are some hard-earned pieces of wisdom I’d like to share with you.
A Letter from the Watery Depths [The Evil Jellyfish Saga, Part 4]
Friends, some of you have expressed concern about my downstairs neighbor, Mr Herschell, after I happened to shove him into an infernal gateway to the watery hell of Yaddith-Gho. However, I can confidently report that Mr Herschell is fine and well in his new oceanic home.
How to Overcome Your Fears and Take Back Your Life [The Evil Jellyfish Saga, Part 3]
If, like me, you’ve recently become a host for a parasitic sentient jellyfish with aspirations of godhood, lost your home to an invasion of cockroaches on a fast-tracked evolutionary path to nuclear civilization, and suspect that this may all be due to your downstairs neighbor’s dabbling in black sorcery, you’re probably feeling a little down in the dumps – or even outright terrified for your own survival.